Blue Pill Men

Every Man Fears One Thing

Let’s be honest, no matter how many fears you have in life, there is one that stands above all of them. What we dread the most is the day when our dick stops working. It will be the saddest day of our lives and I don’t care what the fuck you are saying. Well, okay it will be the top 5 worst days ever. I know, we all think that our dick will last forever, but I am sure generations before us have hoped for the same damn thing. Father Time is undefeated they say.

Fuck that, there is something that those old farts didn’t have that we do have today and that is the miraculous blue pill. Yes, that is the secret weapon of all the old fuckers who still want to enjoy some nice pussy. Sure, money is good and all to impress some young, hot sluts, but without a hard-on, you won’t be able to fuck them. Maybe, you can tie your limp dick to a stick and carry it into her pussy like the poor thing is on stretchers.

Well, believe it or not, there are young sluts out there who actually prefer old farts, and not just because of their money or something like that. These women really are into all the gray hair and wrinkly skin. The same can be said for dudes, but that is not something that I will ever be a fan of. On the other hand, that is something you sick fucks are into and there is nothing I or anyone else can do about that, so fap on my friends.

Why the fuck am I telling you all this you might ask, and the answer is actually quite simple. I decided to give you sick bastards what you want, both men and women, and I looked for a website that contains sexy young sluts fucking old ass grandpas. The website in question is BluePillMen.com and it will give you all the young girls who enjoy the old cock that your heart desires. Buckle down ladies and gentlemen, we are off on an adventure.

A Great Mix of Young and Old

As you probably know by now, you will find here some old ass men who are trying to live out their second youth, or at least that is the vibe I am getting. You know, those dudes that end up driving a nice sports car in their late 50s and start hitting on every young piece of ass that they run into. One thing the grandpas on BluePillMen.com from those that I have just described to you is that they have absolutely no fucking problem admitting that they are on the blue pill.

No matter what, I respect that, they are not egomaniacs, and on top of that they get to stick their meat into some young and tight pussy. These old fucks are living their best lives, a lot of us younger guys are jealous. You will definitely see a lot of older gentlemen as soon as you enter the main page. You will not have to scroll much at all before you run into the first group of dudes who look like they should be playing with their grandkids, but instead, they are shooting porn.

Fuck everything, these old dudes should be celebrated for that. Instead of eating some warm chicken and waffles at their favorite dinner, they are eating some hot, wet, and tight young pussy. There is not much when it comes to design, I mean it is a straightforward model where you just see a lot of porn videos on the page and you can scroll through them. There is so much content here that you will not run out of high-quality fapping content for a long time.

The videos are of high quality too and even though the dudes are old as hell, the sluts are far from that. They are fucking young and hot with some tight bodies. On the other hand, I can’t be disrespectful towards these old heads as a lot of them are holding quite well for their age. You will only need to check out one video to know that none of these geezers are out of shape. Fucking is not an easy activity, not that some of you know about that.

Premium Porn Site Means You Have to Pay

I wanted to check out some preview videos or anything like that so I can tell how good the videos are. I clicked on one of them, but I instantly got transferred to the registration page. I went back and tried another video, the same story. Actually, anywhere you click on the damn page you will be redirected to the registration page. Seems like they are not willing to give us anything for free, not even a little sneak peek to tickle our imagination.

When you get to the point that you want to become a member of BluePillMen.com you will notice that there are two payment options. You can either pay with a credit card or with PayPal, so pretty basic. Choosing the membership plan is a completely different beast though. I mean it is hard to decide between the one that lasts 1 month and the year-long one without knowing what their content looks like. Luckily there is also a 1-day limited trial.

The trial will cost you $1 and you will be able to go through the videos and see if this is something that gets you off. If you decide that it is, know that the 1-month full access will cost you $24.95. The yearly membership is obviously the best deal as according to the website you get to save 69%. You will need to make a single payment of $119.40, which means that they are charging you only $9.95 a month.

There is a sneaky part at the end of the transaction so you will need to keep an eye on that. Nothing illegal or anything like that, just that you are agreeing to sign up for a 1-day membership to MyGf.com as well. This is an additional $1.95 to your payment, but that is not the craziest part. If you don’t cancel that subscription after the one-day trial, you will be charged $29.97 which is a monthly membership and it will renew itself automatically every month.

The Old School is Making a Comeback

If there is anything that you can get out of this whole porn site is that these old geezers are not willing to throw in the towel just yet. Yes, the world remains to the younger generations, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t fuck all the young sluts they want until they die. Imagine if one of these grandpas dies from a heart attack during sex. He will be engraved in the hearts of every porn enthusiast around the globe forever. A true hero, to the end.

I checked out one of the videos and it was two grandpas with, what looks like, boat hats fucking a tight blonde. First of all, they probably made her feel comfortable as hell because the slut was laughing and enjoying herself and was also willing to try damn near everything. One of the old geezers had his dick sucked while he was smoking a pipe. Look at this old distinguished gentleman living his best fucking life!

When I played the video, it was good quality right off the bat, however, I could tell that it wasn’t 1080p right away. My keen eye didn’t make a mistake because after I checked I saw that the video started at 480p. I changed that really quickly and let me tell you, I had absolutely no buffering problems with that. I honestly expected to be able to download the videos too, but I didn’t see that option. However, I read somewhere that it was possible to do so before.

When you add and subtract everything you can’t say that BluePillMen.com doesn’t have some quality smut. I mean these sluts are absolutely enjoying themselves. I love watching girls who are not afraid to show their hunger for cock, and none of these are. If anything, it seems that they are turned on even more by the fact that they are being fucked by a saggy old dude. These grandpas know what they are doing too, don’t get that twisted.

The Site Seems Quite Dead

I don’t know if the reason for that is that some of the male pornstars died from taking too much Viagra or something, but there has not been too much action on the website recently. What I am trying to say is that they are not updating their content constantly and that there is not too much content, to begin with. Also, for a premium site, they do have ads which I find annoying as hell, especially since they are mixed in with the videos and you will click on them by accident.