Anilos

All MILFs Go to Heaven

I don't care what anyone says, but every sexy MILF ends up in heaven, some way, somehow. I am not getting into the details because I don't care, but I think even God understands how amazing these older sluts are. But, hey, Muslims are not stupid when they say 80 virgins await them after they die. Is that the correct number or not? I am not a hundred percent sure, but I know it is something too good to say no to.

Well, I think that instead of virgins, we should get to pick MILFs. Somebody probably thinks they can be both, but I know what I want. I didn't stutter, did I? So stop coming up with dumbass ideas and listen to what I have to say. Virgins have zero sexual experience, so why would I ever want to deal with them? Plus, all the blood you have to deal with after popping their cherry makes the whole ordeal a lot messier, and you have to do it 80 times.

The reason why I love mature sluts so fucking much is simply because they are sexy as fuck and know precisely what to do when it comes to sex. I have no time to train any young chick on how to please me, and I want one who already knows what's up. Also, MILFs require you to step up your game since they have a clear idea of what they expect from the dude they are fucking. No slacking will be tolerated there!

That said, there is a ridiculous number of porn sites with mature and MILF content. It is one of the most popular categories of porn, and it has been one for quite a long time now. People can tell what is good and can't say no to a gorgeous older woman. I agree with them, you see, and that is precisely why I am here to tell you about a porn site with this type of content. It is called Anilos, and we are about to dive straight in!

You Look Confused

Don't worry. I was too. I had no clue what to expect from a website called Anilos. The person who mentioned it to me swore up and down that this was a porn site, but I wasn't 100% sure. You see, the title gives no clues. It could be a site selling umbrellas, cookies, or even crayons. That is why I prefer the ones which clearly state what they are all about in their title alone. Stop playing around with our emotions.

Well, it turns out that I wasn't lied to and that Anilos is a porn site. Furthermore, it is filled with porn starring some gorgeous older women. I was wondering, if this is a virtual reality, would this place be Heaven? Maybe it would, maybe not; what matters is that we can get our hands on some high-quality porno with some of the sexiest mature sluts you can ask for. It is a great time to be alive, folks. There is no other way to put it.

You noticed how I said that it has some of the sexiest mature women? That is simply because I haven't recognized any girls from their listings. I haven't seen a familiar face like Brandi Love or Nicole Aniston here. That can mean two things, either these are all amateur sluts, or they are up-and-coming mature chicks looking for their break in the porn industry. Regardless, it is not like we are making a fuss about it.

All I need them to be is sexy as fuck, and we are good to go. Unfortunately, not all of them are what I would consider fuckable. I found an older lady with a bright red colored pixie cut. Whoever thinks that is hot probably works at McDonald's. This is not a dig at their workers but at the women with similar haircuts who always ask for a manager whenever possible. Today, they are better known as Karens.

This Is a Premium Pornsite

You know what that means, right? You must keep your wallet close if you want to jerk off to any of the content on Anilos. Yes, that is how the world of premium porn works. They ensure to give us the highest quality smut but require us to pay for it. I heard somewhere that nothing worth having is free, but there are so many free porn tube sites out there that would disagree with that statement.

Anyways, that also means that the website is certain to look professional. That is true, though. I can't argue that because Anilos' site does look pretty nice. They have several dozen pictures from their scenes on their main page. However, if you are looking for any cool features, you can stop doing so right now. You won't find any categories, tags, or anything like that. There isn't even a model list once you visit the website.

The reason for that is quite simple. You can't do shit on Anilos without actually paying first. I don't know why some premium porn sites use this business method, but it sucks. It makes me want to exit the site immediately and never return. The worst thing is that they don't even let us have a preview video to see their content. We are just supposed to believe their word that their content is top-notch.

When you click on anything on Anilos, you will be redirected to the sign-up page. I would be okay if one preview video were available on top of the page, which a few similar porn sites do, but that is not the case. So yes, you are supposed to hand them the money and expect great results blindly. I am slightly frustrated, but let's get into the prices. That is the only thing that matters at this point.

Give it to Me Straight.

So, we already know that there aren't any previews available, but I was at least hoping to see a trial membership as an option. But, unfortunately, you guys can stop holding your breath because that is not available here either. Anilos seems stuck believing you must pay them before you can do anything with their content. Anyway, there are three membership options, and they are your general ones.

You can access all the premium mature smut on this porn site for 30, 90, or 365 days. The choice is yours. You need to check which one fits your budget. You see, the month-long subscription is the shortest of the three, which will cost you $29.32. At the moment of writing, there was a 15% off deal, so it is $24.96. That is around the industry average, so I can't complain about the price.

If you want a more extended membership, then the 90-Days one might be your answer. Unfortunately, this is the only one that doesn't have a deal attached to it, so you will need to pay $59.94. That comes down to $19.98 a month, which is still cheaper than the previous option every month. The best deal is the yearly subscription, and if we are being honest, the sale they have for it is pretty damn good.

Generally, a year-long access to Anilos' library would cost you $199. However, you get 60% off because it is Cyber Wednesday's sale. That means you will be charged $84 for this membership, or think of it as boiling down to paying $7.00 monthly. The prices of these subscriptions are not bad at all, especially once you realize that this is a premium niche porn site filled with some sexy mature sluts.

Pretty Good Looking Numbers

I finally managed to crack the code and enter Anilos' library. They have thousands of exclusive photos and videos locked in there. Also, they update their content multiple times per week, so you never run out of quality mature smut to jerk off to. The best thing about their memberships is that they come with free downloads. This way, you can start your porn collection to admire whenever you want.

This is especially useful if your internet starts acting up. However, there is one thing that I don't necessarily like: there are too many videos with 0 action in them. This means there is no fucking, just a girl performing solo. That might be enough for some of you, but that is not enough for me.