AlohaTube BBW

These New Trends Are Killing Me

Don’t get me wrong, I am happy to be living in the 21st century. My life would undoubtedly be a lot different and harder if I was born several decades earlier or something like that. I mean, we have so many options to choose from regardless of what it is that we want. There are endless job opportunities, people have more rights, we can speak our minds, and all that jazz. However, people have been going overboard nowadays.

There really needs to be a line that we shouldn’t cross and too many people are doing it too often. Everyone wants to be heard, but the moment you disagree with them they will go off on you and try to cancel you. Just try going out there and telling a chick that she is fat. Boy, you wouldn’t be able to live that moment off. I swear to God, it doesn’t even matter if the girl is a land whale, that is a taboo word now. At least that is what it seems like.

I don’t know who decided that fat has become the new sexy, but I will never agree with them. I don’t want to have to pick up her stomach just to be able to put my dick in a girl’s pussy. On the other hand, I do understand that we have different interests, and you guys are free to like whatever the hell you want. We can agree to disagree and go back to jerking off to things we like. I am not going to lose any sleep over something like that.

I am sure that there are those of you who agree with me, but there are a huge number of porn sites out there that cater to the needs and wants of chubby chasers. It seems like a new one pops up every damn day. Well, AlohaTube is not the newest porn site around, far from it, but even they have a BBW category. That will be the topic of today’s review, so brace yourself fellas because we are diving in head first.

The Numbers Are Ridiculous

The amount of porn a site has is pretty damn important, no matter how you look at it. The quantity is the next in line if you ask me. I mean, what are you going to do with one amazing porno? Are you going to keep watching it over and over again until you die from a viagra-caused heart attack? Maybe you are, but the rest of us who are actually normal human beings want more options to choose from.

Well, AlohaTube ensures that we will never run out of porn videos to jerk off to. At the moment of writing the website has exactly 14,740,344 pornos in its library. Out of them, 752,724 falls under the BBW category. That is pretty fucking insane. I actually had to make sure that this is not an aggregator porn site, because they are the only ones with this amount of smut, but that wasn’t actually the case. Impressive, no matter how you look at it.

Well, AlohaTube is a free porn tube site, so you guys can stop looking for your wallets now. Truth be told, they are hosting sluts of all shapes and sizes. They have to have a little bit of extra meat on their bones to fall under the BBW category though. I have seen some girls in the videos here who I would consider chubby, but most of them are definitely fat. I am not kidding, some of them are actually obese. 

This is not my cup of tea, so I might not be the best judge, but a lot of these fat chicks on AlohaTube are actually pretty cute. The thing that seems to be most interesting about them is that they are very confident about their sexuality and their bodies. All the big girls I know are a bit shy about it and insecure, but I guess that is what the body positivity movement does for these sluts. Good for them, nice to see them embrace their weight.

Web Design Is Iffy

That is me being nice. In all reality, AlohaTube looks like absolute shit. Actually, they have this background that is somewhere between brown and green, and it looks like someone just had diarrhea all over the damn place. I guess they thought that adding some purple to the top of the page would make the website look better, but they were wrong. There is actually nothing visually pleasing about it.

If you are looking for any advanced sorting options, you can forget about it. There really aren’t any worth mentioning. I mean, there are two, so you are able to browse through the Top Rated or the Newest movies, the choice is yours. If we are being honest, this is not a problem at all. Sure, it would be nice to have some help when looking for a perfect BBW porn video to jerk off to, but there is nothing we can do about it now.

I guess AlohaTube is just about porn. I mean, they are letting us pick between over 700,000 pornos starring some fatties, what more could we possibly ask for? There are porn sites out there that take a completely different approach and add too many wasteful features to their services. Having too many unnecessary bells and whistles actually makes a website look a lot worse, so it is nice to know they didn’t try to force anything.

They don’t even seem to have any tags or categories at all. Once you make it to the website, you will need to use the search bar. Type in BBW and you will see all of the smut which fits the description. If you have specific content you are looking for, then add another keyword to your search and you just might get lucky. With all that being said, if you are here just to enjoy a shit ton of porn videos starring both amateur and professional fat sluts, you are in the right place.

These Walruses Know What They Are Doing

I have seen quite a few BBW porn videos in my lifetime. None of them were watched with enjoyment, but I can’t lie and say that I have never done anything like that before. I mean come on, I am a professional, and I won’t let my personal biases get in the way of me and my work. I wouldn’t be doing my job unless I actually opened some of the smut here, reviewing a porn site requires me to do that, among other things.

Let me tell you right now that I was left speechless. There is so much meat flying everywhere that it is absolutely amazing. I couldn’t stay focused on the action because I was watching the girl’s stomach jumping up and down as she was impaling herself with a big dick. I had an out-of-body experience, that is how stunned I was. It would be impossible for me to gather all the thoughts I had while watching this porn video.

It was a random porno in the Top Rated category, but this fatty’s dick-riding and sucking skills are impressive. You can see in her eyes that the only thing she likes more than a double cheeseburger is a BBC. She was left speechless when she pulled the guys’ pants down and actually licked her lips. I didn’t know what the dude was feeling like, but it seemed as if he entered a wild beast’s cage. 

The most impressive thing though is the fact that the poor bastard’s rib cage survived the whole ordeal intact. I know we are not supposed to talk about a girl’s weight, but this slut weighed at least 150kg. For those of you who are confused by that number, it is equal to 330 lbs or 23,6 stones. No matter if you use kilograms, pounds, or stones, those are still pretty fucking big numbers. However, the dude seemed to be enjoying himself too, so who am I to judge?

It's A Mixed Bag

Every free porn tube site has a wide range of quality when it comes to its smut. However, I have noticed that it becomes even more evident when it comes to BBW content. You see, there are some videos that look absolutely amazing, and then there are those which you would think were recorded with a microwave or something like that. Expect to see both great and horrible BBW porn videos on AlohaTube, and you will not be disappointed.

Also, not all of the videos are actually hosted on the site. Some of them will take you to PornHub, XHamster, and other places. Pretty much, this is a mix of a free porn tube and an aggregator site. It is actually not a bad way to run things, especially since people can reach a shit load of content with ease.